Rapper's delight

I came home from work Tuesday night, and the kids were done with their homework. So what do you do when that happens?

Break dance, of course. Oh yeah, Papa can still do the centipede.

That was more impressive to me, apparently, than it was to the kids, who promptly A) made up the wolf and the bear, and B) told me that I had just been served in a very earnest manner.